Mile High Pilot Costume for Men

Description

30,000 Feet in the Air

Don鈥檛 get the wrong idea with the name of this costume. Pilots are a mile in the air, all the time…well…it鈥檚 actually closer to six miles. That altitude is important. It keeps drag to a minimum while achieving safe maximum engine output, despite less-than-optimal conditions…we know you鈥檙e not here for a physics lesson. Sorry. Planes are just so awesome, we can get carried away. And in this Mr. Mile High Costume, we don鈥檛 think you鈥檒l have a problem carrying over that amazing aura into whatever activities you partake in.

Seriously, everyone knows pilots are insanely cool. They fly massive pieces of metal through the air all day long. They鈥檙e cool under pressure, they get to travel all over the world, and they get to be called 鈥淐aptain.鈥?Of course you want this costume鈥攚hy wouldn鈥檛 you try to look like an elite member of the most impressive profession there is? You would! It was made for you!

Fun Details

This great costume looks fly as you strut into a party! The black jacket has gold buttons down the front and pockets on both sides. The all-important pilot wings patch is on the right side of the jacket, and fancy gold stripes line the sleeve cuffs. The shirt collar comes with an attached tie and secures around the neck. Also included is an adjustable pilot hat (because what kind of pilot doesn鈥檛 have a perfect hat?). Finally, don鈥檛 forget the name tag. It pins onto the jacket and reads, 鈥淢ile High Pilot Hugh Jorgan.鈥?Naturally.

The Right Idea

Ok, so maybe you had the right idea about the name of this costume, and we鈥檙e just the nerds thinking about the science of flight. Either way, we can all agree that you鈥檙e going to look stellar in this outfit. Just don鈥檛 forget鈥攁 “mile high” is not exactly accurate, no matter what you do up there!