Sports Eye Black Stick

Description

Let鈥檚 be clear–it is not cool to show up to a date with a black eye. Unless, of course, that date is taking place at a costume party and you are dressed as a football player and you used this Sports Eye Black Stick to create said (faux) black eye. Then, we think it鈥檚 cool. But that is the ONLY time. Seriously.

Black eyes say, 鈥淚鈥檓 ready to brawl.鈥?Black eyes say, 鈥淵ou don鈥檛 want to mess with me.鈥?Black eyes say, 鈥淗e got one good punch in before I took him to town.鈥?All great things to say to your opponents on the line of scrimmage. But…you get why it鈥檚 not a good look for a date, right? Good! Now we know there is some difference between the black eyes you get from punches and the black lines sports players wear to reduce glare from the sun and lights. But either way, it鈥檚 not a good omen for love. If you鈥檙e dressing up as your favorite ball player, however, feel free to apply under the eyes liberally and look ferocious!