Mallard Duck Adult Men’s Costume

Description

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Your local pond used to be a great place for swimming, fishing, and all-around relaxing and having a nice time with your friends and family. But now it鈥檚 overrun鈥ith ducks. It鈥檚 not like ducks are the most fearsome creatures in the animal kingdom鈥攁t least as individuals. But if you get a whole paddling of them together鈥ell, then you have yourselves an invasion of your favorite pond. So, if they won鈥檛 let you enjoy your summer afternoons as a person, well then, simply throw on this Mallard Duck costume and become one of them!

In this astonishing disguise, the ducks won鈥檛 even know you aren鈥檛 one of their group. They鈥檒l quack and honk and you can swim around and have all the fun you鈥檙e used to. It鈥檚 a perfect plan! Just make sure they don鈥檛 catch you speaking to anyone else. It鈥檒l give you away!

Fun Details

This exclusive waterfowl disguise consists of a tunic that zips up in the back and features colorful wing-shaped sleeves to blend in with the bold colors and styles of real mallard ducks. The pants are a bright orange to match ducks’ legs, and have ruching along the sides and inseams for movement and style鈥攜ou may not be able to kick underwater as fast as ducks, but you鈥檒l still look fantastic. Finally, a colorful hood can shape and form to your liking. You鈥檒l be so well disguised, the ducks will have no way of telling you鈥檙e not one of them and you鈥檒l be free to enjoy the waters, undisturbed.

Don鈥檛 Give Away the Game

That is unless, of course, they start communicating with you. Our suggestion: just pretend you鈥檙e one of those strong, silent-type ducks. Surely those exist. Because the moment you start honking, then you鈥檒l be in trouble, and you鈥檒l never get back to your swimming spot. Good luck!