Scary Last Laugh Clown Costume

Description

Laughter: Stifled

We feel rather conflicted about this one. We want to tell you that this one will bring joy, oodles of laughter and genuine smiles, a general and all-encompassing feeling of security in the embrace of slapstick comedy. That’s… well, that’s not the case. At all. Whoever snags this costume will likely get a last laugh, though, when he or she enters a harmless costume party wearing these terrifying digs. Trust us on this one鈥攚e had to test it ourselves.

FUN Details

Say you get it, though. This Scary Last Laugh Clown Costume is so creepy, you may want to wait until you鈥檙e out of the bathroom to slip the ani-motion (it moves when you talk!) mask over your head, lest you panic yourself with the sight of your own reflection in the mirror. Remember: we tested this. Please heed our warnings.

For those brave souls who can muster the guts to stick out the party despite your petrifying presence, you should prepare some really killer jokes to entertain and amuse them. Some sick humor, if you will. Add oversized red clown shoes to this black and red jumpsuit and be sure to practice you best evil cackle and creepiest chortle. You are bound to laugh, but your audience (what鈥檚 left of them) won’t–you鈥檒l be haunting their dreams for nights to come while you sleep soundly in your bed.

Know Better

Psh, you’re smart. Right? You鈥檙e not looking to be a bozo and dress in some cheerful-looking clown outfit, pretending that everyone is happy to see you, that they aren鈥檛 all imagining you turning insane and tormenting them until they all flee in terror. Nope. You鈥檙e looking to be scary right from the get go, and nothing is scarier than a maniacal clown. This Scary Last Laugh Clown Costume, specifically.